e'rebody

by Los Doggies

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Chris Ryan The deliciously self-referential Doggies do another highly music-theory-heavy record. It rules. Favorite track: Black Unstemmed Noteheads.
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1.
05:13
Herein the town that rings in Spring With frogs that toll and snakes that sing And in this town the bell's peæling And rusted sounds come croaking in My openings emptying out The last of sounds come tolling out And in the house the children sleeping sound And dream of frogs who never peep a sound Or snakes hissing themselves to sleep They snore a leaf and keep it up and down And everybody that ever passes through is struck by a chord A slow vibration that passes through each of them and leaves them wanting more Of the broken bells banging right beneath the birds like lovers in chord Or the frogs and snakes gathered around the sound as brightly listed in the score Herein the town that rings in Spring Somewhere out there, the Spring's ringing Herein the town that rings And sings themselves to sleep And snores a leaf aloft Spring Hill is ringing long With the sound of music's song And e'rebody sings along For whom the frogs hath croaked
2.
A 6-string guitar's got a high E A 5-string bass's got a low B A grand piano's got 88 keys And this song's got 3-part harmony The car horn's got the major three The microwave's got a low flat B Come on everybody let's sing in key 'Cause that's the way that it sounds good to me And that's the way that I like it to be Black unstemmed noteheads Ain't this one of those 3-chord songs? With the 4th and the 5th you can't go wrong So c'mon everybody let's sing along Just make sure it's only 3 minutes long 'Cause that's for how long a song can go on Unless it's got crazy changes Up and down the major scale, yeah'le Lots of tempos and guitar solos Just make sure you use all 12 of those Black unstemmed noteheads Gotta have crazy changes Major major major scale, yeah'le! Just be sure to use all 12 of those mystical Black unstemmed noteheads So the 6-string guitar's got a high E The 7-string guitar has got a low B The Matt Ross Bass has got a high C And this song's got a reverse picardy Minor minor minor scale, yeah Now's the time for D.S. al coda The end of this song is upon ya Just give me time for one last hoorah 'Cause you got to have crazy changes Up and down the major scale, yeah'le Lots of tempos and guitar solos Just make sure you use all 12 of those Mystical, masterful, duodecuple...
3.
How to make an mouth in Nature How to make an mouth in Nature How to make an mouth in Nature How to make an mouth in Nature First you take an elephant's leg that's lifted off the ground And take another elephant that's sleeping supine with its leg in the air And make them parallel, but not quite touching, and finally siphon a snake through the opening And that's how you make a snake in Nature's elephantine mouth First you stretch the arm of a bonobo and bend it slightly upwards at the elbow And take another human arm to mirror the movement by bending it down towards the ground And wait till sundown for when the moon comes out and let the eye of the moon shine through the opening And that's how with bonobo brow you make a natural eye with planetary light How to make an eye in Nature How to make an eye in Nature How to make an eye in Nature How to make an eye in Nature The gods play animals as musicals The gods play animals as musicals The gods play animals as instrumentals They make a musical, an improvisational They play a tiger, a tigrine aperture They pluck its fur to make it circular growling They play a tiger with awesome embouchure A swelling fire that kicks in with the weather They play a whale flute with many blowholes They like to make it drone by blowing on its baleen reed They also hit the bones just like a xylophone They take a solo with the perfect animal tone How to play like gods in Nature How to play like gods in Nature How to play like gods in Nature How to play like G–d
4.
05:21
Let's play freeze tag Not it! Not it! Not it! Not it! Not it! You're it! Ohhh, farted on You got farted on Let's play handball Not it not it Relay Chinese Street rules Not it not it Challenge Let's play suicide Butts up Let'splay freeze tag Not it not it not it Woah... Game On! 1 Mississippi 2 Mississippi 3 Mississippi 4 Mississippi 5 Mississippi 6 Mississippi 7 Mississippi 8 Mississippi 9 Mississippi 10 Mississippi Farted On
5.
All through this hour Lord be my guide And by thy power No foot shall slide Now... All this moment, time is singing like a doorbell, convenience store ding All this moment, cars are honking, and bells tintinabulating Perfect fithsies, major thirdsies, perfect fithsies, major thirdsies All this moment, time eternal, hark to the bells Now!
6.
03:44
Pari passu Pari passu with you You put your diaphragm on the counter, your soggy mucous membrane You said that you could hold your breath like Jacques Cousteau we're having sex Tonight, ooh-ooh Iridescent cephalapodal sex Pari passu Pari passu with you You put your labium on the counter, your soggy major minor You said that you could withhold your breath like Jake the Wraith we're having sex Tonight, ooh-ooh Numinescent discorporeal sex Pari passu Pari passu et tu You put your philtrum on the flipside, your inverted ergotrid You said that you were close to death like Jonkey gerbils having sex You put your consciousness on the counter, your severed corpse colossus You said that you would take care of the rest like Jacques Cousteau we're having sex Tonight, ooh-ooh Quaquaversal asymmetrical sex Hippomonstrosesquipedaliosex Schizodelic breathatarian sex
7.
03:16
Rolling blackouts rolling Rolling blackouts rolling Rolling blackouts rolling Rolling blackouts rolling Home Black out! Get an acoustic Black out! Get an acoustic Black out! Get an acoustic Get an acoustic Would it be prudent to get an acoustic? Get an acoustic Get an acoustic Get an acoustic Get an acoustic Get an acoustic Doo doo doo doo doo doo
8.
Major minor minor major major minor diminished Major minor minor major major minor diminished E major F sharp minor G sharp minor A major B major C sharp minor D sharp diminished Major minor minor major major minor diminished Tonic Supertonic Mediant Subdominant Dominant Submediant Leading tone The root is my home So give me some of that tonic, supertonic, yeah Subdominant yeah And a leading tone on a dominant chord yeah Takes you home to the relative minor zone yeah And in case you didn't know I'mma take you home 1234567 Sacred notes like Do the root of major keys Re, a golden supertonic Mi, the name of major thirds Fa, a long subdominant So, a picture-perfect fifth Fa, the saddest major six Ti, a drink with leading tone that'll bring you back to Doremifasolatido
9.
Chickadee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee Chickadee-dee-dee-dee-dee Fee bee Fee bee
10.
Jesus Christ and Buddha Thompson were best friends in 2002 B.C.E. Koji Kondo Miyamoto wrote this solo in 19-Naughty-Nine A.D. Johann Sebastian Bach S. Jackson sung his name in Bb A C H is German B Jesus Christ and Buddha Thompson were best friends in 2002 BCE triple X Y Z This song is from another planet you don't know the name of but you will soon This song is from another dimension you have never heard of but you will soon Soon... The hum of the Grid is a flattened B The mum of the Mains is a sharpened G The root of the Earth is an electromagnetic B C me C me C my FACE Every good boy deserves fudge Every good boy deserves fudge Every good boy deserves fudge FACE The girls of the Grid is a flattened B The men of the Mains is a sharpened G The Schuman Resonance of the Earth plays the deepest B C my FACE CD FACE See my Fa-a-a-ace See my Fa-a-a-ace E Eb B D Db A C Cb is the very same note as a B, enharmonically E Eb B D Db A C Cb is a B
11.
Olly olly oxen free Olly olly oxen free Olly olly oxen free We're gonna play hide-and-go seek Just count to 20,000 Mississippi Then you'll come and seek for me I'm hiding in this willow tree Just please be sure to shout this melody Olly olly olly olly olly olly olly olly olly olly oxen free Let's all play hide-and-go seek Let's all play hide-and-go seek Let's all play hide-and-go seek Let's all play hide-and-go seek 1 2 skip a few 1 2 skip a few 20,000 Mississippi Time out, time out, let me call a time out; I wasn't quite ready Game on, game on, no time out, son, I'm climbing up your willow tree Olly olly olly olly olly olly olly olly olly olly oxen free
12.
05:34
I'm gonna die all alone in an old folks home Please kill me now I'm gonna die I won't try to pietà on you I'm gonna die I won't rattle I won't growl a tune I'm going dead and I've said all I've needed to I'm gonna die I won't rage against the light for you I'm seeing wraiths cause I lost all my faith in you I'm seeing red cause I'm dead cause I'm dead like you I'm gonna die all alone in an old folks home Please kill me now I don't wanna die but I'm dying deep inside for you I don't wanna be dead but I'm sick in the head it's true I can't catch my breath so I'm catching my death from you I'm fucking bones I'm alone I'm alone with you I'm gonna die all alone in an old folks home Please kill me now

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Pronounced "air-buddy"
Cover Art by Jon Duci
Produced by Los Doggies
Musicians: Matt, Liana, Erin, Kate, Vince, Christian, Xtian, Sam, Jeremiah, and Mulberry.
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released April 22, 2014

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Los Doggies New Paltz, New York

Los Doggies was formed in the late '90s by the Stormo brothers, Jesse and Evan, while writing jingles for their answering machine. With Matt Ross on bass, they now make music as an indie rock trio in the mountain valley town of New Paltz.

Jesse Stormo - guitars, vocals
Evan Stormo - drums, vocals
Matt Ross - bass
evanstormo@gmail.com
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