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Spring Hill
05:13
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Herein the town that rings in Spring
With frogs that toll and snakes that sing
And in this town the bell's peæling
And rusted sounds come croaking in
My openings emptying out
The last of sounds come tolling out
And in the house the children sleeping sound
And dream of frogs who never peep a sound
Or snakes hissing themselves to sleep
They snore a leaf and keep it up and down
And everybody that ever passes through is struck by a chord
A slow vibration that passes through each of them and leaves them wanting more
Of the broken bells banging right beneath the birds like lovers in chord
Or the frogs and snakes gathered around the sound as brightly listed in the score
Herein the town that rings in Spring
Somewhere out there, the Spring's ringing
Herein the town that rings
And sings themselves to sleep
And snores a leaf aloft
Spring Hill is ringing long
With the sound of music's song
And e'rebody sings along
For whom the frogs hath croaked
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A 6-string guitar's got a high E
A 5-string bass's got a low B
A grand piano's got 88 keys
And this song's got 3-part harmony
The car horn's got the major three
The microwave's got a low flat B
Come on everybody let's sing in key
'Cause that's the way that it sounds good to me
And that's the way that I like it to be
Black unstemmed noteheads
Ain't this one of those 3-chord songs?
With the 4th and the 5th you can't go wrong
So c'mon everybody let's sing along
Just make sure it's only 3 minutes long
'Cause that's for how long a song can go on
Unless it's got crazy changes
Up and down the major scale, yeah'le
Lots of tempos and guitar solos
Just make sure you use all 12 of those
Black unstemmed noteheads
Gotta have crazy changes
Major major major scale, yeah'le!
Just be sure to use all 12 of those mystical
Black unstemmed noteheads
So the 6-string guitar's got a high E
The 7-string guitar has got a low B
The Matt Ross Bass has got a high C
And this song's got a reverse picardy
Minor minor minor scale, yeah
Now's the time for D.S. al coda
The end of this song is upon ya
Just give me time for one last hoorah
'Cause you got to have crazy changes
Up and down the major scale, yeah'le
Lots of tempos and guitar solos
Just make sure you use all 12 of those
Mystical, masterful, duodecuple...
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How to make an mouth in Nature
How to make an mouth in Nature
How to make an mouth in Nature
How to make an mouth in Nature
First you take an elephant's leg that's lifted off the ground
And take another elephant that's sleeping supine with its leg in the air
And make them parallel, but not quite touching, and finally siphon a snake through the opening
And that's how you make a snake in Nature's elephantine mouth
First you stretch the arm of a bonobo and bend it slightly upwards at the elbow
And take another human arm to mirror the movement by bending it down towards the ground
And wait till sundown for when the moon comes out and let the eye of the moon shine through the opening
And that's how with bonobo brow you make a natural eye with planetary light
How to make an eye in Nature
How to make an eye in Nature
How to make an eye in Nature
How to make an eye in Nature
The gods play animals as musicals
The gods play animals as musicals
The gods play animals as instrumentals
They make a musical, an improvisational
They play a tiger, a tigrine aperture
They pluck its fur to make it circular growling
They play a tiger with awesome embouchure
A swelling fire that kicks in with the weather
They play a whale flute with many blowholes
They like to make it drone by blowing on its baleen reed
They also hit the bones just like a xylophone
They take a solo with the perfect animal tone
How to play like gods in Nature
How to play like gods in Nature
How to play like gods in Nature
How to play like G–d
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4. |
Farted On
05:21
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Let's play freeze tag
Not it! Not it! Not it!
Not it! Not it!
You're it!
Ohhh, farted on
You got farted on
Let's play handball
Not it not it
Relay
Chinese Street rules
Not it not it
Challenge
Let's play suicide
Butts up
Let'splay freeze tag
Not it not it not it
Woah...
Game On!
1 Mississippi
2 Mississippi
3 Mississippi
4 Mississippi
5 Mississippi
6 Mississippi
7 Mississippi
8 Mississippi
9 Mississippi
10 Mississippi
Farted On
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5. |
Westminster Quarters
05:59
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All through this hour
Lord be my guide
And by thy power
No foot shall slide
Now...
All this moment, time is singing like a doorbell, convenience store ding
All this moment, cars are honking, and bells tintinabulating
Perfect fithsies, major thirdsies, perfect fithsies, major thirdsies
All this moment, time eternal, hark to the bells
Now!
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6. |
Pari Passu
03:44
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Pari passu
Pari passu with you
You put your diaphragm on the counter, your soggy mucous membrane
You said that you could hold your breath like Jacques Cousteau we're having sex
Tonight, ooh-ooh
Iridescent cephalapodal sex
Pari passu
Pari passu with you
You put your labium on the counter, your soggy major minor
You said that you could withhold your breath like Jake the Wraith we're having sex
Tonight, ooh-ooh
Numinescent discorporeal sex
Pari passu
Pari passu et tu
You put your philtrum on the flipside, your inverted ergotrid
You said that you were close to death like Jonkey gerbils having sex
You put your consciousness on the counter, your severed corpse colossus
You said that you would take care of the rest like Jacques Cousteau we're having sex
Tonight, ooh-ooh
Quaquaversal asymmetrical sex
Hippomonstrosesquipedaliosex
Schizodelic breathatarian sex
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7. |
Black Out!
03:16
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Rolling blackouts rolling
Rolling blackouts rolling
Rolling blackouts rolling
Rolling blackouts rolling
Home
Black out!
Get an acoustic
Black out!
Get an acoustic
Black out!
Get an acoustic
Get an acoustic
Would it be prudent
to get an acoustic?
Get an acoustic
Get an acoustic
Get an acoustic
Get an acoustic
Get an acoustic
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
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8. |
Major Minor Minor Major
05:46
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Major minor minor major major minor diminished
Major minor minor major major minor diminished
E major F sharp minor G sharp minor A major B major C sharp minor D sharp diminished
Major minor minor major major minor diminished
Tonic
Supertonic
Mediant
Subdominant
Dominant
Submediant
Leading tone
The root is my home
So give me some of that tonic, supertonic, yeah
Subdominant yeah
And a leading tone on a dominant chord yeah
Takes you home to the relative minor zone yeah
And in case you didn't know
I'mma take you home
1234567 Sacred notes like
Do the root of major keys
Re, a golden supertonic
Mi, the name of major thirds
Fa, a long subdominant
So, a picture-perfect fifth
Fa, the saddest major six
Ti, a drink with leading tone that'll bring you back to
Doremifasolatido
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9. |
Chickadee (New Wave)
05:07
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Chickadee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee
Chickadee-dee-dee-dee-dee
Fee bee
Fee bee
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10. |
Buddha Thompson
05:12
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Jesus Christ and Buddha Thompson were best friends in 2002 B.C.E.
Koji Kondo Miyamoto wrote this solo in 19-Naughty-Nine A.D.
Johann Sebastian Bach S. Jackson sung his name in Bb A C H is German B
Jesus Christ and Buddha Thompson were best friends in 2002 BCE triple X Y Z
This song is from another planet you don't know the name of but you will soon
This song is from another dimension you have never heard of but you will soon
Soon...
The hum of the Grid is a flattened B
The mum of the Mains is a sharpened G
The root of the Earth is an electromagnetic B
C me
C me
C my FACE
Every good boy deserves fudge
Every good boy deserves fudge
Every good boy deserves fudge FACE
The girls of the Grid is a flattened B
The men of the Mains is a sharpened G
The Schuman Resonance of the Earth plays the deepest B
C my FACE
CD FACE
See my Fa-a-a-ace
See my Fa-a-a-ace
E Eb B D Db A C Cb is the very same note as a B, enharmonically
E Eb B D Db A C Cb is a B
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11. |
Olly Olly Oxen Free
08:22
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Olly olly oxen free
Olly olly oxen free
Olly olly oxen free
We're gonna play hide-and-go seek
Just count to 20,000 Mississippi
Then you'll come and seek for me
I'm hiding in this willow tree
Just please be sure to shout this melody
Olly olly olly olly olly olly olly olly olly olly oxen free
Let's all play hide-and-go seek
Let's all play hide-and-go seek
Let's all play hide-and-go seek
Let's all play hide-and-go seek
1 2 skip a few 1 2 skip a few 20,000 Mississippi
Time out, time out, let me call a time out; I wasn't quite ready
Game on, game on, no time out, son, I'm climbing up your willow tree
Olly olly olly olly olly olly olly olly olly olly oxen free
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12. |
All Alone
05:34
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I'm gonna die all alone in an old folks home
Please kill me now
I'm gonna die I won't try to pietà on you
I'm gonna die I won't rattle I won't growl a tune
I'm going dead and I've said all I've needed to
I'm gonna die I won't rage against the light for you
I'm seeing wraiths cause I lost all my faith in you
I'm seeing red cause I'm dead cause I'm dead like you
I'm gonna die all alone in an old folks home
Please kill me now
I don't wanna die but I'm dying deep inside for you
I don't wanna be dead but I'm sick in the head it's true
I can't catch my breath so I'm catching my death from you
I'm fucking bones I'm alone I'm alone with you
I'm gonna die all alone in an old folks home
Please kill me now
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